But I bought the most beautiful mushrooms at the Battle Lake farmers market on Saturday–I was showing them around to everyone that came to the lake. No one was as impressed as I was, although I did have some interesting comments. I didn’t think to ask the guy what kind of mushrooms they were (I didn’t really care), but I have gotten wine caps from him before, so that’s sort of what I was thinking. But then they all have that really particular shape. . . some might say they look like a tractor seat. Others (most of my relatives) think they look like the part of human anatomy that actually sits on the tractor seat.
The wine caps I’ve had before were just round. Shout out a comment if you know what these beauties are.
Anyway, my plan is to chop them, fry them in butter, and eat them on a nice, grilled steak. Maybe tonight.